sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

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haha the other one it’s the chicks mum
chain smokin bitch also obsessed w invisible cats, theyre all around her

haha the other one it’s the chicks mum
chain smokin bitch also obsessed w invisible cats, theyre all around her

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jamsoftheday:

Little one, how can it be
You hurt yourself but do not see
And everything you’re breathing for
Will let you down and leave you sore

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zombie-carrots:

proof that i should stick to writing and not drawing.

(the second one is hella old)
Wait no i changed my mind i wanna burn these

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zamir095:

zamir095:

zombie-carrots:

zamir095:

zombie-carrots:

zamir095:

zamir095:

I’m back..hurray…

zombie-carrots I have Rotters, I’ll finish it on the weekend :P

DO IT DO IT FUCKING DO IT OR BE A GROSS NERD

Suck my dick ahaha, but I will. Meanwhile, you should buy…

Lol I have them in the ipod but I dont have access to wi-fi xD lets just say im being merciful
The voices in your head don’t count

OH OK GOOD
AND THE VOICES IN MY HEAD SO COUNT THEYRE MY FRIENDS

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zamir095:

zombie-carrots:

zamir095:

zombie-carrots:

zamir095:

zamir095:

I’m back..hurray…

zombie-carrots I have Rotters, I’ll finish it on the weekend :P

DO IT DO IT FUCKING DO IT OR BE A GROSS NERD

Suck my dick ahaha, but I will. Meanwhile, you should buy Shimegami Tensei xD

Who the fuck told you about my new 3DS?! Does that person wanna die?

I know people motherfucker xD

I know people too! And the voices in my head and the little girl buried in your yard!
(Also the texting pics… Whatever happened to those?!)

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zamir095:

zombie-carrots:

zamir095:

zamir095:

I’m back..hurray…

zombie-carrots I have Rotters, I’ll finish it on the weekend :P

DO IT DO IT FUCKING DO IT OR BE A GROSS NERD

Suck my dick ahaha, but I will. Meanwhile, you should buy Shimegami Tensei xD

Who the fuck told you about my new 3DS?! Does that person wanna die?

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superunknovvn:

hang my head, drown my fear
till you all just disappear 

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zamir095:

zamir095:

I’m back..hurray…

zombie-carrots I have Rotters, I’ll finish it on the weekend :P

DO IT DO IT FUCKING DO IT OR BE A GROSS NERD

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